s'ok but the gp is going to be a bust. there's also rugby on and also womens rugbywhere England absolutely hammer another opponent.
Very rare night out yesterday with the other half just us two which was nice. She went and dropped 135 quid on a bandit. I don't do playing them as prefer quiz machines not that i ever win anything. We went halves which paid for the night out and a few quid in our pockets.
Life is a vacation live it, be happy and be thankful for what you have and the people around you. It doesn't always work out the way you want it to but none of us are here forever so why not smile, be positive and just enjoy the ride for as long as we can do the best way we can. Life doesn't last forever so make the most of it while you have the chance to for as long as you can. Positive vibes always and I hope all my friends and family are having a 2 Sweet week & have a awesome weekend
A short while back I did an ARC (Advance Reading Copy) for an Australian Author who does kids books who's branched out into teen fantasy with a book thats coming out on May 1st - Think Harry Potter but in this they really do bump uglies I got up this morning to find a signed copy of his cover artwork in my inbox - just a nice thought and a thank you and it's really made me smile So here you are - anyone who likes fantasy or has a teenager who might this is an absoloutly shameless plug for Mick's book launch Alina Rose’s fiercest battle isn’t with her promiscuous alter ego, Machina,but against the darkness within herself—a darkness that's about to spill over into the real world. When Alina hits the local club to shake off her Taco Bell shift—a job she classifies as legalized torture—the last thing she expects is her life to flip from fryers to fireballs. But when a handsome stranger reveals she’s not an ordinary nineteen-year-old, but a demon, everything she thought she knew about herself is turned on its head. She lacks the clichéd horns and tail, but her powers can bring any man to his knees. After an elemental battle to secure her passage, Alina steps into Astaroth Academy, a prestigious school for demons. Cradled in a mountainous region, the academy boasts grand chateaux and vast, party-filled gardens. Here, Alina seeks a way to permanently silence Machina once and for all. But a brazen other self isn’t her only concern. Aran May, the brooding captain of the Flag Fall team, is as appealing as he is untouchable. As their forbidden desire intensifies, Alina uncovers a sinister plot that threatens not only her stay at the academy, but her very life. The stakes are higher than ever, and in a world where lies are the norm, trust is the ultimate gamble. Making peace with Machina isn’t just an option—it’s everything.
This morning's insta post from VeryBritishProblems; Slightly change a film quote to make it very British; "Frankly My Dear, I don't give a monkeys. The replies are hilarious..
Apollo 13. Ring, ring, ring , ring. Welcome to NASA Call Centre....Please press 1 for this, 2 for that, 3 for something, 4 for anything else else etc etc. Jingle, jangle music plays for ten minutes while on hold. Coventry we have a problem. Operator....can you please explain what that problem is. Well we think an oxygen tank has ruptured causing an explosion. Operator.....can you please stay on the line while I transfer you to another department as I am unable to deal with this issue.
Useful information 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, ..... But she left me before we met. 12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark? 13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. 15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now. 19 - I intend to live forever ... So far, so good. 20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice? 23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." 24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name 25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. 27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. 29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. 30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. 31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. 33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. 34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
It seems like a lifetime ago I had something to post in this thread ,but f*ck me I'm all in now ! I'm finally a Grandad ,my soon to be Daughter in law gave birth to a beautiful baby Girl just over a month ago and she's completely 'in a good way' turned my life upside down. I cant believe the depth of feeling I have over this perfect bundle of joy. I now have more pictures of her on my phone than I have gym selfies I'm totally and utterly obsessed with her and 'BABY NERD ALERT' I'm showing everyone I meet ,so innocent bystanders beware because you will be forced to look
4 more hours at work (half night tonight as I’m driving to Bradford tomorrow) and then 12 nights off, I’m in such a good mood because of it and these half days just fly by. Lovely stuff.
Found out yesterday when our citizenship ceremony is. June 24th is the day we will become Australian citizens
At first glance I thought it was another Man City parade ,but I soon realized there's far too many people and the DJ is older than 12