Dave Fisher

Premature Ejaculating Embarrassment.

Wanking embarrassment.

Dave, Trains A and B are traveling in the same direction on parallel tracks. Train A is traveling at 60 mph and train B is traveling at 70 mph. Train A passes a station at 12:20 P.M. If train B passes the same station at 12:32 P.M., when will you realise that you're just a monumental, universally disliked cocksplat?"

Hello Dave

Does this suit make me look fat?

Dave, are you in fact the ghost of Christmas past?

Is your age actually 63, or did you fill in your IQ in the wrong field?

I love you.

I hate you.

Galactic embarrassment.

Cosmic embarrassment.

Solar embarrassment.

Global embarrassment.

Birmingham embarrassment.