Henry or Salah

Do you think mo's are really highly polished? Probably don't smell either.

Better class of poop no question, but shiny?

 

I don't think he has to poop, the vacuum of Liverpool fans who lick his sphincter probably saves him the hassle.

I guess you don't know much Scottish slang?

 

No i wouldn't be well versed outside Rab and the likes of bridges who lays it on.

 

Apologies . It's Jim Royle in the Royle Family

 

Met him in the airport in Vegas btw.

 

You can see him in the Green Room in Liverpool most nights ,he's a partner in the business. Although he's not as funny in the flesh as he believes himself to be. I think bereft of a script from the comedy genius that was Caroline Aherne he's about as far removed from Jim Royle in personality than you can imagine. I've met him personally more than a few times and he just loves talking about himself and frankly bored the tits off me.

 

Sounds about right.

He was in the cheapest burger joint in mccarren airport.

 

Salah ignored for POTM despite breaking an 11 year record with 7 goals and 7 assists last month.

 

It is genuinely a conspiracy

 

Think they discounted the several against Spurs because they're a stupid football club.

Isak did score in every game I think.

 

Players showing a level of ascension in their own game tend to get more attention in these things.

 

Scored in all 7 games, 9 goals altogether and 2 assists on top too. Salah can consider himself unlucky but it's not a conspiracy... Isak also had an incredible month.

 

Salah objectively should have won. But these awards don't mean shit. Especially now EA basically decide them.

 

They don’t. They just sponsor it.

 

I know. I stand by what I said.

 

‘Don’t back down, double down.’

FWIW, it’s actually decided by a combination of a panel, the club captains and a public vote.

 

Isak scored against lfc so that count souble obviously.

Bergvall is clearly winning it for January.