How can I tell if a thread is going to be interesting without reading it? And don't roll your eyes at me young man *waggs a knowing finger*
does it not? besides your profile suggests you are 8 years younger than me, so that makes you the 'young man'
Tread carefully.....I'm in girlie member protection mode as opposed to being a dirty ole perv to um tonight..... Rosie can you still do the splits?...
hmmm how about i mindlessly offend her (i didnt realise it was a "her" for the record) then you can step in and stop me, thus the hero?
Maybe Rosie is a blokes name in your part of the woods...but elsewhere in the world it is a dead give away that the poster is actually a female....Am I gonna have to start picking on you East Anglians and put you in the same category as Northern knuckle draggers.....I had actually hoped it wouldn't come down to that.... Disappointed....