I believe the judging panel will be looking at the stories provided by BOTH members of the team and coming up with a joint mark. If one member of the team fails to produce something of their own they will risk losing 50% of the marks. It is a rumour anyway that is doing the rounds .......
How about the 10 line rule eh? eh? And at least mine rolls off the tongue easier! Bring it on Mofo. Ahm gonna batter you innit. My limerick was pure brilliance with overtones of gay sex and bestiality, whereas yours was a badly worded sonnet type thing, ya rasclot. ..em twat
Once upon a time in tiny place called France lived a ginger immigrant, his name was Great White and had a problem. He needed to get back to his native land, England, where he had to meet a Member of the British Government. He managed to get to England without many ginger insults and got to the meeting spot, where he spoke to this man. His name was Stretford End and he want Great White to steal a valuable animal which had swallowed a nuke activiation device. The animal was a dog named Hogarth and belonged to someone calle Jo, so GW set out to Manchester to find Jo. Once he got there he saw many people asking whether they new Jo, but no one did until he found a shady character. His name was 15CharactersMax and pointed Great White in the right direction, this man would lead GW to Jo. When he managed to meet Jo, he told him about the device being ate by Hogarth and that the dog needed to be taken to an MOD. Suddenly the dog started to look ill, and Jo and Great White were concerned, Stret appreared and said that the country which will be nuked would be France. GW rammed his hands up the dogs arse to get to the device, he managed to egt it, pull it out but Stret said **** it, and pressed the button.
