The Random Stat Attack

Mohamed Salah has been directly involved in a goal in 11 consecutive PL games:

Spurs (H) - Goal
Fulham (H) - Goal
Brentford (H) - Goal
Leicester (A) - Assist, Assist, Assist
Aston Villa (H) - Assist
Southampton (A) - Assist
Chelsea (A) - Assist
Bournemouth (H) - Goal
Newcastle (A) - Assist
Aston Villa (H) - Goal
Wolves (A) - Assist, Assist

 

shut up kirbs.

 

And people say we should cash in on him...non Liverpool fans I must add.

 

How's the hangover?

 

Manchester United have only lost 4 or more consecutive Premier League games against three teams.

Liverpool.
Manchester City.
And now Brighton.

 

Can't be hungover if you don't stop drinking.

 

Has to be. There used to be less subs on the bench as well, so that makes it even less likely going back.

 

I know from experience this isn't true.

 

If only we had a goalscorer

 

Premier League points this calendar year (not including promoted or relegated teams)

Man City 68 pts Pl 27
Arsenal Pl 27 55 pts Pl 27
Aston Villa 52 pts Pl 27
Liverpool 51 pts Pl 27
Brighton 50 pts Pl 27
Man U 48 pts Pl 27
Newcastle 43 pts Pl 26
Spurs 43 pts Pl 27
Brentford 42 pts Pl 26
West Ham 36 pts Pl 26
Fulham 34 pts Pl 26
N Forest 31 pts Pl 26
Wolves 31 pts Pl 26
Crystal P 30 pts Pl 27
Bournemouth 26 pts Pl 26
Chelsea 25 pts Pl 28
Everton 22 pts Pl 26

I knew Chelsea have been poor but that's crazy! They've also played at least one more game than every other team and two more than the only team with less points than them (Everton).

 

Didn't know where else to put it.

 

Before yesterady's game against Burnley, Awoniyi scored or assisted in 8 league matches in a row

 

There's no unity between bald men.

 

He knows

 

https://x.com/EmiratesFACup/status/1703760252577951929?s=20

It seems that we've lost top spot to the mighty Kettering Town