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HARD WORK HAVING SEX AT WORK...

Discussion in 'F.F. Big Brother Forum 2007.' started by TheBaRoN, May 25, 2007.

  1. TheBaRoN

    TheBaRoN New Member

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    Oh baby she is so fine, when her titties bounce up and down and i rub her pussy!!!

    Wonder what a real bird looks like....
     
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    OneGaryJohnson New Member

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    Deserves a BUMP!


    I'm gonna try and get a threesome.
     
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    Hashtag55 Aka Andy-gers1
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    Who has got her into bed :(
     
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    Dr Trundle Best Poster 2011

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    Bang bang bang, all the time :zzz
     
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    I could only manage the same place though.
     
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    Dr Trundle Best Poster 2011

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    I just want sex, lots of it :mad:
     
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    First thing you do is hug her.
    Then read her some poetry.
    Then compliment her.
    Then kiss her on the cheek.
    She'll ask you if you're over 18.
    Then kiss her on the lips.
    Put on some soft rock.
    French kiss her.
    Do some necking.
    Go into the other room.
    Click on the kitchen.
    Grab the steaks.
    Grab the wine.
    Wait for the steaks on the grill.
    Compliment her.
    Talk to her.
    Eat the steaks.
    Drink the wine.
    Go back in.
    Go on the couch.
    Kiss her.
    Drink some wine.
    Touch her hair.
    French her.
    Massage her back.
    Drink some wine.
    Go into another room.


    As said before, you cant go wrong just no more alcohol.
     
  10. BornAndBred

    BornAndBred Adonis

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    B&B LOBS A PIECE OF PAPER OF THE BB GARDEN FENCE...

    After a shamelessly silly ammount of time trying to bang this broad, I managed it. But still cant do it in the house... I got her in public. The convenient store car park.

    Here:
    http://arianeb.com/dategame.htm

    Get her to say 'lets spend the veneing together' - The older than 18 bit.

    Now i follow some of ryans..

    kiss
    feel hair

    play soft rock
    kiss
    neck

    go kitchen
    drink 1 glass of wine

    go out to eat
    drink
    eat
    compliment
    drink
    talk
    pick up tab

    Goto any of the stores - all seem to work
    go home

    tell her to don the swimming stuff
    swim
    click on her to dare her to skinny dip
    get out

    get in hot tub
    play truth dare
    first ask truth
    then ask dare
    dare her to goto the convenient store in nought but a towel

    buy snacks at store
    go home

    go back to store
    click on her body in the truck to dare her to buy beer naked
    go buy beer/ snacks
    make her drink the beer in the car
    "HOW ABOUT A BIGGER THRILL, LETS DO SOMETHING EVEN MORE APPROPRIATE. LETS F*CK IN PUBLIC."

    You even get a little movement when boning her. Rock and roll.
     
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    TheBaRoN New Member

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    I've done her everywhere but the fabled THREESOME, It's a shame because i imagine it to be sweet like taste of Mars bar dipped in the vagina fluids of Jessica Alba.
     
  13. SeanoftheDead

    SeanoftheDead Hiya. I fancy Susan Boyle

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    I got her wet:)










    By going on the log flumes:(:no:
     
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    BornAndBred Adonis

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    SeanoftheDead Hiya. I fancy Susan Boyle

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    bored? thought so. bye :bye.
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: , you always have to be the funny guy...........well i got news for oyu funny boy...................YOUR NOT F'UCKING FUNNY!
     
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    STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
     
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    Sheila goes out with her mate stella.
     
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    I DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 AFTER 56 ATTEMPTS WOOHOO.
     
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    3SOMES ARE AWESOME
     

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