That blond thing is that a mini skirt or hotpants....woke me up that pic anyways... Why do you have a fukkin' great big pearl necklace hanging from the ceiling rafters?...
Snapped this aftie whilst out an about... The mirror image can be explained if you'd like me to go into detail....
It's a skirt, she always wears miniskirts, Carlisle lass you see. That thing is the string for the blinds on the window, bloody annoying as it was in the way as walking from the Front room to the kitchen.