I used to refer to them as cry wanks or “cranks” as I’d be depressed from coming down on a heavy night and was also sobbing about the girl who was disappointed by my micro phallus the night previously not being able to enjoy my fully engorged member. Good times.
I got home 2 hours ago after being discharged from Yeovil hospital after 12 days which were a f*cking nightmare as the food was disgusting.
Hey, Mowgs, just read this. Didn't know you were in hospital but I'm glad you're back home. All the best! ********************* Another reason for me to be cheerful is that I have a long weekend. Today is official holiday in Germany. "Tag der Deutschen Einheit" (Day of German Unity). This year the festivities will be held in the federal state of Mecklenburg-Vorpommern with its capital Schwerin (Every year the festivities will be held in another federal state, in 2023 it was held in the "federal state" of Hamburg )
Thanks Dirk i thought i was dying from pneumonia and covid and couldn't breathe without help,i think it will be a fewdays until i'm back on the cider.
Thanks Tracy i'm just tired so sitting at home with Bessie my cat on my lap she went nuts when she saw me yesterday after 12 days she wouldn't leave my side and shared my pillows last night.
I had two replies in mind and I couldnt decide which to post so you're getting both. Sounds rough mate ,hopefully you're on the mend fella. Stay off the Cider and stay indoors you f*cking lunatic
Just ordered 2 Lamb Kebabs from the Istanbul Bar and Grill in Woolton ,top food but pricey and then myself and the wife are off to see the Joker at the Odeon ,I've booked the 9:00 showing.
I've been well behaved mate i'm resting up and drinking lots of Yorkshire tea the cider can do one as i don't fancy any at the moment.
Off to see my Granddaughter in an hour with the wife , it honestly makes my week when I see her,she had her first real belly laugh last week and it came when myself and the wife were minding her. I'm a bit disturbed that it came when I was choking on a chunk of pizza ,but I'm guessing she takes after her Grandad and finds people in distress strangely amusing
I had 3 pints and now i'll have a mushroom omelette with chips and peas followed by a sticky toffee pudding . I will visit Wilkins cider farm next week to top up with cider,extra strong cheddar,backy and mint sauce i need to see my friends at Wilkins cider farm who i love drinking with.
I’m on holiday, in Vegas. And I’m deadly serious when I say this - The Sphere should be regarded as as great a human achievement as The Pyramids are. It’s ****ing incredible and mind-boggling. (except when they keep advertising the Chicken Big Mac)
