I voted for you after you promised me that you would show me around the seedier parts of Munich and that i could have a full 30 seconds with anyone of Miss Whiplash's finest harem of dirty wenches.
Don't worry I've not forgotten I am very grateful in my humbleness and even more humble in my gratefulness. During my term of office I shall try to be a fair and honest vote stealing prick
Congratulations mate, as a fellow March 16th..er you will obviously be given a cushy job in the secret police, nice uniform, raybans, staff car, three leather clad secretaries and an expense account I'd just like to say here that I was also joint second in "Member you'd most like to meet" as well. I realise however that wether they want to meet me to buy me a pint or to give me a slap is an unknown quantity !
Totally convinced it was this option. Apparently you get reduced rates with the ladies of the night as you are a winner of a F/F category.Not tried it out yet.All rumour.
We'll be a very passive, laid back dictatorship. As long as I can parade around dressed as Generalissimo and get my own harem and games room with a full size snooker table I'll be very quiet I'll even give the slaves and serfs Sundays off so they can enjoy Saturday nights