Has the winners prize been mentioned yet at all? Maybe clarification should be sought on exactly what the point of the task is. Is Carl supplying a fictional romantic evening for 2 for the winners or what?
Andy Gers where the fkk are you. You were my date for the party and now that I've got my hearing aid in and my teeth settled onto my gums, you've not turned up for me. Maybe next time I'll ask Finch to accompany me.
Once upon a sunny afternoon in France, Great White was on the look for a new puppy as his other dog 15charactersMax past away .. but couldnt find one that he wanted, but he had a BRAINSTORM he remembered that his good friend StretfordEnd has been breading dogs, so he gives him a phone. No answer so he left a message, asking about the puppy etc etc. So Greatwhite went to the bar to watch the football, PSG v East Stirling.. alot of the French lads on Paul le guens back as he is 7-0 down So just as Great White ordered a Magners Irish Cider, his phone goes.... And its Stret, Stret says he has a puppy for sale, name is Hogarth, 12 weeks old, but likes humping legs... but GW likes the idea he said he will take it with open arms, but Stretford told him there is no way he could send the dog over to France as he has no time, just as this happens.. Dr Dolittle walks in with Harry potter, Peter Stringfellow, and the pope ! Great White cant beleive his eyes drops the phone , and little Hogarth walks in th door of the bar, starts humping the popes leg, peter stringfellow gets it on GW and wonder what harry does with his wand.. up his jobbiepipe So after all that GW goes on home to his lovely wife... Jo, with the puppy, doesnt say a word, comes on FF the next day and explains it all The End
Having been given the honour of judging this contest I can nly say that I am shocked and horrified, not only by the content of some of these pieces of work, but more importantly the standard of the English language that many have employed, or should I say tried to employ. That aside, there were indeed some impressive entries and in time honoured tradition we will have the verdict in reverse order. In 3rd place are The Blues with a particularly pleasant ditty from Distillerdude. Had jshaw kept his end up, who knows what might have come about for this pair. In second place we have Team Red who might well have pounced to win this but ryan unfortunately had the wrong dog in his story. So, controversially perhaps, there is a tie in first place and this honour goes to Team Pink and Team Orange. Over to Carl to explain how the points system works
4th best? Utter nonsense. Thanks for the nice review, but there was no bloody way that 3 other teams and 6 other people did better than our joint effort. jshaw's entry was as good as blueshrimper's, but at least jshaw attempted to stay within the 10 line rule. Whats the point of the rules, if you don't have to follow them anyway. Thats right! I'm having a tantrum! I have nothing better to do on this god forsaken site anymore because of this bloody BB bollocks. I'm at work right now and i keep finding myself actually working!!! Thats the depth of boredom i've been driven to... I'm off to break some plates on the patio.
